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Save 100% Tee

Regular price $34.10 AUD
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🛍️ "You Can Save 100% If You Don’t Buy Anything" – The Ultimate Anti-Shopping T-Shirt 🛍️

For the savvy, sarcastic, and self-aware shopper in your life (or the one who needs this reminder), this hilarious tee is the perfect blend of truth and humor—wrapped in ultra-comfy, heavyweight cotton. Whether she’s a shopaholic in denial or just loves a witty fashion statement, this tee delivers big laughs and even bigger savings (if she listens to it, that is 😉).

👕 Premium Quality, Built to Last (Unlike Impulse Buys)

 Classic Relaxed Fit – Comfortable for all-day wear (and window-shopping marathons)
 100% Heavyweight Cotton – Soft, breathable, and durable (unlike fast-fashion regrets)
 Reinforced Stitching – Double-needle collar, sleeves, and hem for extra durability (because some things should last)
 Taped Neck & Shoulders – Prevents stretching (unlike your budget after a sale)
 True-to-Size – Check the size guide for the perfect fit (no returns needed—another win!)

🎨 Design That Packs a (Wallet-Friendly) Punch

  • Bold, eye-catching quote – A cheeky reminder to think twice before swiping that card

  • High-quality print – Vibrant and long-lasting (unlike the thrill of an unplanned purchase)

  • Unisex-friendly style – Great for running errands, brunch, or avoiding the mall

📏 Size Guide (Because Even Savvy Shoppers Need the Right Fit)

Size Length (in) Width (in) Half Chest (in)
S 28 36 18
M 29 40 20
L 30 44 22
XL 31 48 24
2XL 32 52 26
3XL 33 56 28
4XL 33.9 59.8 29.9
5XL 35 63.8 31.9

🧼 Care Instructions (Low Maintenance, Just Like Your Savings Account)

  • Wash Cold – Keeps colors bright (like your financial future)

  • Tumble Dry Low or Hang Dry – Prevents shrinkage (unlike your bank balance)

  • No Iron on Print – Because wrinkles are the only thing you shouldn’t stress over

💡 Perfect For:

  • Shopaholics who need a gentle (funny) intervention

  • Black Friday survivors 🏃♀️💨

  • Friends who always say, “It was on sale!”

  • Anyone who appreciates humor + hard truths

🎁 Give the Gift of Financial Savvy (Or Just a Really Good Laugh)! Add to cart now—if you dare. 😏



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